would rather do the following than write this ancient philosophy paper:
1. Punt a baby
2. Open the windows and turn the heat off
3. Drink the hemlock
4. Joan Rivers
5. Re-watch "The Last Airbender"
6. Purchase and listen to "Souja Boy's Greatest Hits"
7. Father a kid and have to pay child support
8. Lose the ability to dance
9. Break a most FURIOUS wind in the face of the girl I'm interested in
10. Handwash the underwear of the girls from Jersey Shore
11. Develop and Self-Test Habanero flavored Visine eye drops
12. Run naked through a machete and sharp paper manufacturing factory.
13. Videotape my hair growing
14. Listen to a teenage girl talk about her first .
15. Look a puppy in the eye as it gets neutered
16. Get neutered
17. Pay for MP3's
18. Be hospitalized for some embarrassing injury involving ice, celery, an electrical outlet and a hamster
19. Gain a third shoulder and injure that one as well
20. Die
...freakin' hate this paper >:^(
surely, you're glad you didn't have to do any of those things in place of the ancient philosophy final :D
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